Egg Inserter

The act of inserting an egg in your anal, cracking it open, and frying it for your breakfast.

I used the Egg Inserter method to make my breakfest

by Kappa 3 2 1 September 23, 2015

egg & cereal

The act of putting cereal (and milk) into a woman's vagina.

H1: What's for breakfast today?
H2: Some delicious egg & cereal!

by Paboopeb November 17, 2021

Barkers’ Eggs

Dog turds/Dog shits

“You need to clean up the backyard. It’s covered with Barkers’ Eggs.”

by sbjkd October 5, 2020

Egg Whiting

Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)

You: Here mom i made you eggs

Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!

by ball of niggs October 25, 2023

Egg Succr

Referring to an individual named Kevin who, on his free time, does a succ on all of the eggs he can

Person 1: Dude what happened to all of my eggs?!
Person 2: I bet the egg succr got ahold of them

by Not an egg succr April 29, 2019

Finch Eggs

The act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man's freshly shaven testicles whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. This is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor.

Justin: "I want cork!"
Pedro: "I've got the hook up... Gave my boy finch eggs."

by ron69becky May 18, 2017

savage egg

A rude, cruel individual that has no self respect and no morals

Eliza is such a savage egg!
I know how savage! D:

by Giraffesaurus Rex September 1, 2016