drunk elephant

The skincare line committed to using only clean ingredients. Founder, Tiffany Masterson, makes the formulas without harmful silicons, chemical screens, sensitizing colorants/perfumes, sodium lauryl sulfate, essential oils, or drying alcohols. Drunk Elephant is the self-proclaimed "clean-clinical" brand.

My skin looked and felt so much better after using Drunk Elephant!!

drunk elephant by benfromcali May 24, 2018

Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community

That shot was Drunk SquirreL

Drunk Squirrel by john August 20, 2003

drunk mail 

1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...

My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.

GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.

drunk mail by jonesyfruit January 11, 2009

drunk-over 

The condition in which, after passing out, one wakes up and is still drunk. This contrasts greatly from a hangover, because unlike the hangover, there are no unpleasant side effects.

Dude, I woke up this morning and was TOTALLY drunk-over

drunk-over by Nakedinthesun June 10, 2010

Drunk Monocle Effect 

When your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an ass out of yourself.

You get pulled over....

Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.

Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.

Drunk Monocle Effect by MRBIZZYNUTS February 21, 2011

drunk burn 

when your eyes burn at the end of a night of drinking because of all of the cigarettes you smoked/people around you smoked.

"hey, you want a cigarette?"
"nah, dude. i got drunk burn so bad right now."

drunk burn by haybetch August 27, 2011

Drunk octopus that wants to love you 

A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.

"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"

girl: Hey _______, come over here...

drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)

Drunk octopus that wants to love you by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011