The Minstrel Diet

When one lives on one large bag of minstrels and water everyday.

Fatty : Hey i'm on the minstrel diet
Extreme Fatty: It didnt work for me.
Skinny: It worked for me

by Fabsta. August 09, 2008

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Diet Cock

A cock or "penis" of smaller stature and of less worth.

"Wow, look at that guy's diet cock, how does anyone ever enjoy being with it?"

by MaxtheGreatest1337 January 21, 2017

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"ayyy im with yalls diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock"

by Weesbian xd October 05, 2021

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Used to describe a person from a small town in Indiana that is on meth

Look at that houser dude he has lost a lot of weight he must be on the clinton diet

by Thomass7784r September 19, 2020

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A diet in which you do not eat any food and only do hard labor in order to lose weight.

I gained some weight over the holidays, so I decided to go on the North Korea diet.

by Southeastgermany January 03, 2018

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Drab, Dry, Shit, Boring, And Terrible.

Guy 1: I love the colour grey!
Guy 2: The fuck you talking about? That colour is like an Englishman's diet

by EthanCannot July 23, 2023

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Dude did you see the lady at the counter?

Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.

by Crimson fukr May 29, 2021

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