ding dong

A word to describe your pals when they be acting stupid.

“Bro look at kami. She’s acting like a total ding dong.”

by surfergal January 11, 2019

Dong Whomp

We you Knuckle-fuck a fellow male in the penis.

...And there i was faced with the impossible task of having to Dong Whomp an Asian.

by FredTheFantasticFuckknock January 18, 2010

eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.

KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.

by lifeless_derp July 12, 2016

xiong dong

When an Asian for some reason has a long penis. Also could mean when an Asian dickslaps a baseball about 4000 ft.

Dang that hit was a xiong dong.

by Bigboy12340987 August 8, 2016

Dong fongling

The act of repeatedly junk slapping something when you have a massive dong.

Everyone has a fetish, everyone. Tim prefers leather, Jack prefers dress up, and Al prefers dong fongling.

by White lancer August 25, 2012

Dong Jackets

A form of birth control made of latex which has a vast assortment of varieties, sizes, and colors. Made to cover a man's penis during sexual intercourse

Trisha and I were getting hot and heavy last night but as luck would have it neither of us had the dong jackets

by The Fluffiest Bunny February 19, 2009

Ding dong

Someone who forgets to hang out w the person they made plans with

Ella is a ding dong because she forgot to hang out with kalen at lunch yesterday

by Rawr6942011 December 9, 2021