cupcake eater

slang for paedophile.

reference to now famous youtuber "EDP445" who was caught approaching a 13yo girl's house, and responded by claiming he was simply "out here to grab a cupcake".

person 1: "hey have you heard about <minecraft youtuber>"
person 2: "yeah, apparently he turned out to be a.. *clears throat*.. cupcake eater"
person 1: "wow. im so surprised"

by telamons chicken hat April 6, 2024

Cupcake

When you cover your dick in frosting, shove it in a girls asshole, and she cups your dick with her asscheeks.

Guy 1: vro this chick I met is soooo freaky

Guy 2: how freaky?
Guy 1: she’s into cupcakes

by Kid With Bad Connection May 22, 2018

Cupcake gang

An adjective that describes a friend group with a lot of nice people that will support each other till the end

I want this friend group to be like cupcake gang

by Anonymousxo101 January 16, 2021

Cupcake

A sports team that's not very good.

"That team's not a contender, they're a cupcake."

"Of course they're undefeated, they play Cupcake State every week!"

"It's an entire division full of cupcakes"

by Krustov November 22, 2011

muddy cupcake

Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food

Bob Crane awaited his muddy cupcake

by Interloper81 May 30, 2018

Filthy cupcake

When you make sweet love to a girls asshole and cum inside her, she then farts ever so slightly after you pull out. leaving a frosted cum cupcake sitting on her bootyhole.

I was fucking Sara so hard in the ass I came inside, then when I pulled out she farted cum out and it lay there on top of her asshole like a filthy cupcake.

by Grumpy blumpkin June 20, 2018

cupcake supremacist

When someone prefers vanilla cupcakes over chocolate cupcakes, and vice-versa.

You don't like chocolate cupcakes? You're a cupcake supremacist!

by All Outta Angst March 14, 2016