Cum chess

You play a full game of chess while masturbating, if you cum before the match has ended you auto resign. Unless you manage to knock over the enemy king with your ejaculate. The person that loses the match has drink the winners cum and will not be allowed to finish / cum.

Yesterday I played cum chess with your dad, it was pretty fun.
Did you hear about John he had to drink Nick's cum after losing a game of chess.
AAAhhueeem I got blue balled after losing chess yesterday.

by ChessConnoisseur January 10, 2021

camel cum

A piccalilli flavoured juice, expelled from a camels testicles when sufficiently aroused, often drizzled on plates as a decorative jus in posh restaurants.

Mmmm... this camel cum is a lovely accompaniment to this samosa.

by SamosaDip August 10, 2017

cum silo

The sexual act of having unprotected sex and filling your partner with sperm. Similar but classier than a cum dumpster.

Oh baby you will forever be my cum silo.

by Mrdusty sac August 27, 2017

Cum Throne

The seat or area where you cum the most. Most likely by a computer or bedside.

When I missed school last week I sat on my cum throne all day.

Don't sit there that's my cum throne!

by Crunk Magnum March 27, 2009

Cum curtain

A curtain surrounding a bunk bed primarily put up in college dorm rooms to allow discrete cumming in bed

Zach saw Connor in a speedo and promptly put up his cum curtain to have a quick wank.

by anonymousussy69 May 6, 2023

cum slushie

When a guy splooges(cums) into a girls mouth and the girl sloshes it around in her mouth and spits it out from her mouth into a cup

susan made me drink a cum slushie, it was very salty

by NathannC June 13, 2008

Cum Punch

The act of ejaculating onto a Boxing Glove or similar item, and then punching either yourself or someone else in the face.

"I gave Ashley a black eye when I hit her with a cum punch last night."

by 5aq July 2, 2012