Vitamin Crunk

An other name for alcohol. If a beverage is high in vitamin crunk, then it could probably get you hammered.

Beer, wine, mixed drinks, vodka, eggnog, all of the above contain your daily dose of vitamin crunk.

by good things April 26, 2010

crunk bucket

A receptacle into which one might choose to deposit their sexual attention.

I'm sick of these pussy ass crunk buckets on Reddit trying to hit me up with no pic.

by Madeline F February 26, 2022

freakin' crunk

a phrase OFTEN used my Messenger when in a state of shock, excitement, suprise, or another extreme emotional moment

"eternity...freakin' crunk that's a long time" -messenger's away message

by luker April 20, 2006

mega crunk

to be or in relation to awesome.

Morgan and I have a MEGA CRUNK time a Niger Park.
I wish my hair was as MEGA CRUNK as Morgan's.
That Mark Whalberg is MEGA CRUNK, but he's no Dane.

by the dance commander December 18, 2007

Pumped&Crunk

When the night before a concert or big event, you get "pumped and crunk",meaning you drink energy drinks,stay up,"party hard",do stuff youll regret,ect.
Simply its a "before party".

Boy1:Yo dude,are you Pumped&Crunk before the Warped Tour tommorow?

Boy2:HELLZYEAH LETS GO DRINK SOME MORE MONSTER AND ROCKSTAR!!!oh yeah and bang some unattractive chicks!

by julietoncocaine April 06, 2008

Crunk Dids

Derived from a white rapper known as Frunk dids, came crunk dids. The act of becoming increasingly drunk and raging.

Thank God that semester of grad school is over, let's go out and get CRUNK DIDS tonight!

by JillShambles December 06, 2011

Crunk Muffin

A friendly term used to identify, greet, acknowledge, or recognize a close friend who is both Crunk and a Stud Muffin.

Person 1: Welcome to the party, my man!
Person 2: Sup, Crunk Muffin! Looking fazed and it hasn't even been an hour!

by 4P3X May 09, 2022