A tactical creep is when one is unsure of their situation romantically, whether it be at the start of a relationship, during flirtatious conversation or even 4 years down the line when it's nearly too late to turn back.
This involves using social media to browse through the person's photos, just reassure oneself that what they are about to do/are doing/ or will never do, is satisfactory.
This involves using social media to browse through the person's photos, just reassure oneself that what they are about to do/are doing/ or will never do, is satisfactory.
Dean - I had to go on a tactical creep last night.
Owen - Why so?
Dean - Just to reassure myself that the girl I was talking to didn't look like Rocky Dennis.
Owen - That's tactical man.
Dean - Oh yeah.
Owen - Why so?
Dean - Just to reassure myself that the girl I was talking to didn't look like Rocky Dennis.
Owen - That's tactical man.
Dean - Oh yeah.
by WeAreDamned March 10, 2016

Essentially this is when Chelcie goes past page 3 of google results about you and is essentially deep diving on you even if she refuses to acknowledge it. She may then be kind of bratty about it in a way that is cute but also super disobedient.
Chelcie creep stalked me all afternoon, then when i called her out on it she stuck her tongue out and waved her butt at me.
by Oxford english webster January 21, 2022

by come@mebro September 7, 2012

by Danp June 15, 2022

An Old, Short, Shriveled up waste of space that is meant to be considered part of the team in the workplace. They tend to suffer from Mystery Sickness and usually have disfigured cretin followers.
by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

by MetalRebel June 30, 2017
