Crackelating

doing something, been up to

Hey holmey what's CRACKELATING?

by Krispy December 7, 2003

Cracked

While the term 'Cracked' is more often than not used to casually describe a hit/blow to the face (or other variations of being beaten the shit out of).

However, 'Cracked' is also the name of an off-color humor/satire website, as well as the less popular Cracked Magazine. The website publishes articles with obscure and enticing titles, e.g, "4 Things I Regret Doing While Drunk in The Emergency Room". As we can see, many of the articles are intended for humor. On the contrary, articles such as, "6 Terrifying Creatures That Keep Going After They're Dead" contain factual knowledge with cited sources. No humor is left out of these less trivial articles, however, as off-color comedy is slyly thrown in throughout the entire article. There's also many related forms of publishing on Cracked, including videos and forums (etc.).

John: "I'm fucking sick of dumb humor websites. They make me laugh but when I laugh I feel like George Dubya after a stroke that was treated for in a Jackson, Mississippi hospital."

Dave: "Go to Cracked! You'll laugh your ass off while learning a bunch of cool shit about life. Most of it is actually useful, so it doesn't feel like your brain cells are imploding like Sarah Palin trying to cross the Bering Strait. I stay on it for hours, it's addicting as hell bro!"

by TheInformacistOfToday November 4, 2012

cracker

1.) Racial slur for a white person. While it should be considered just as bad as the n-word it isn't (just like like a man can be sexist but a woman can't). This term is often used to describe white trash.

2.) Opposite of a hacker. Crackers cause mayhem and destruction while hackers try to learn more about how things work, to push the limitations of computers and such, etc. The media doesn't know the difference.

1.) You cracker white trash.

2.)That dude is a cracker. He's taken down four websites this week and I think he gave my computer a keylogger.

by Synthic December 24, 2008

Penis Cracker

Extremely dangerous female.
or
Extremely horny female.

"Be carefull with her. She a real penis cracker."

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

cracker ass

One who takes the penis of a white man anally on a regular occasion.

That cracker ass Riley is probably taking one up the ass now.

by Old Man Lou April 12, 2016

Cracker

A racist insult used by blacks against white people that seemingly isn't wrong, yet it is illegal for us to defend ourselves and call them darkies or nigger. Racism against whites is racism just the same, people. Get some common sense. If black people think they are the shit like they're better than everyone else, they are mistaken.
No one is fuckin better than anyone they are equal, until your actions or reputation lowers your social status and respect, of course.

Lets play bust a cap in the cracker.

by Balder March 8, 2005

cracker jacker

Nick name for a person who has just finished smoking massive amounts of marijuana and is therefore extremely high. Person normally hallucinates, laughs uncontrollably and/or has no idea what is going on

Look man, its cracker jacker. That must have been good chronic yo.

by Cracker Jacker January 7, 2006