by shyjason September 5, 2005
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Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"
Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
by GoldTeefs September 9, 2006
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Country Dark is the utter darkness one finds in a rural area, such as the corn fields and gravel roads of nebraska. Can be scary at times, due to the fact that there are no street lights, and it gets very, very dark. Making people who are not familar with it feel as if they are in a horror movie.
by lolinternet July 17, 2006
Get the country dark mug.It's basically Polandball, but with human bodys instead. Also hella gay. For some reason the Countryhumans community is primarily russian.
It is mostly known for animations and animations memes on youtube. If you search for countryhumans in youtube and you will find a lot. An also known place for Countryhumans is VK and Instagram. Don't try it on tumblr tho, you will be attacked by Social Justice Warriors.
The story behind Countryhumans is obviously real history. So everyhing that exists and/or has happend in real life is an imporatant aspect for Countryhumans.
It is mostly known for animations and animations memes on youtube. If you search for countryhumans in youtube and you will find a lot. An also known place for Countryhumans is VK and Instagram. Don't try it on tumblr tho, you will be attacked by Social Justice Warriors.
The story behind Countryhumans is obviously real history. So everyhing that exists and/or has happend in real life is an imporatant aspect for Countryhumans.
Person 1: When Third Reich broke the pact with USSR... THAT WAS SO SAD! I want them to be together. :(
Person 2: Wtf. On what kind of drugs are you?
Person 3: *sigh* It's a Countryhumans Fan...
Person 2: Wtf. On what kind of drugs are you?
Person 3: *sigh* It's a Countryhumans Fan...
by AteMyDog February 13, 2019
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Guy 1: Damn my hands are freezing!
Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
by ChokeyChicken March 29, 2010
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Get the countries mug.A woman who's made a career out of making fun of people who believe in freedom and the Bill of Rights.
Ann Coulter wielded the strap-on while Pat Robertson slumped beneath her sturdy thighs, his fingers grasping a .45 and the King James Bible, as they chanted in tandem "kill them all."
by Isabel J. December 18, 2005
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