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Christopher

💩🚽 A white skin NIGGA who wants to be down so bad and be hood WHEN HE IS NOT he stalks people by the name of Asia AN OK FRIEND WERID AS FUCK. A VERY BAD INFLUENCE ON HIS DIRTY BITCH OF A BROTHER WHO IS A FUCKING DIRT NECK BITCH a delusional person very sensitive but insensitive at the same time narcissistic emotional manipulative and selfish also nasty as SHIT.

A DUMB AS BITCH.
Christopher: Asia where are we going

Asia: YOU MEAN WHERE AM I GOING NIGGA
by Lalaeatsbooriepizza127 June 8, 2024
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Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024
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Christopher Rogers

There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
by _Nevermind June 27, 2024
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Christopher James dent

Christopher James Dent is a very mean boy. He’s always ruining Briars Rose’s day. He also very slow and can’t quite comprehend simple instructions. Make sure you stay at least 12 feet from Christopher James Dent!
Christopher James Dent is coming, you better hide your lunch money!
by Briar January 19, 2023
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Christophe

A christian white boy with trauma and unspeakable flirtiness he makes women fall head over heels and is smart but very bad at making decisions when two things benefit
Girl1:I love Christophe he is so hot
Girl2:And so Smart
Girl3:His penis is quite large
by Killstorm January 21, 2023
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Christopher Sewell

A hot guy who is really funny, has a huge dick, makes you feel like you're the most special person in the world, and he has a secret.
Christopher Sewell : hey
Every woman in a 15 mile radius: 💦
by allwomanin15mileradius January 27, 2023
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christopher casanova

Christopher casanova is attractive but he talks to every girl he will get a chance with. He doesn't know how to stay loyal. Hes always late to his 4th period. He has 7 siblings.
person 1: christopher casanova is so fine
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though
by ur1nonly February 8, 2023
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