Christopher Martin Sulfer Jr

A guy who GLAZES nba youngboy, mustangs, and that one trash Celtics player.

Christopher Martin Sulfer Jr successfully did licky licky.

by Ur brother bitch October 23, 2025

Christopher

A bald guy in his 30s in middle school who dresses like a grandpa

Christopher cook is so chopped and old

by surVIV(E)al November 10, 2025

Christopher

Buy Chris for $32.95 and he comes with 9 color options. No returns and he smells like cheeks.

Christopher is so damn expensive

by Hsisjbekansjdibdhd November 10, 2025

Christopher James dent

Christopher James Dent is a very mean boy. He’s always ruining Briars Rose’s day. He also very slow and can’t quite comprehend simple instructions. Make sure you stay at least 12 feet from Christopher James Dent!

Christopher James Dent is coming, you better hide your lunch money!

by Briar January 19, 2023

Christophe

A christian white boy with trauma and unspeakable flirtiness he makes women fall head over heels and is smart but very bad at making decisions when two things benefit

Girl1:I love Christophe he is so hot
Girl2:And so Smart
Girl3:His penis is quite large

by Killstorm January 21, 2023

Christopher Sewell

A hot guy who is really funny, has a huge dick, makes you feel like you're the most special person in the world, and he has a secret.

Christopher Sewell : hey
Every woman in a 15 mile radius: 💦

by allwomanin15mileradius January 27, 2023

christopher casanova

Christopher casanova is attractive but he talks to every girl he will get a chance with. He doesn't know how to stay loyal. Hes always late to his 4th period. He has 7 siblings.

person 1: christopher casanova is so fine
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though

by ur1nonly February 8, 2023