by yaoigirlproxy January 26, 2005
Get the Christian Rockmug. noun
noun: Hebrew Christian; plural noun: Hebrew Christians
1.A person who claims to be Hebrew but still believes in Jesus (or black Jesus with a hebrew name), and His teachings in the new testament
Origin: Christianity
noun: Hebrew Christian; plural noun: Hebrew Christians
1.A person who claims to be Hebrew but still believes in Jesus (or black Jesus with a hebrew name), and His teachings in the new testament
Origin: Christianity
by Zion Gary October 13, 2016
Get the Hebrew Christianmug. The most homophobic, Controlling, And total pain in the ass parent alive. While the soccer mom is a terrible beast the Christian mom beats them, this mother will do anything in her power to shield her poor child from everything and will force Jesus upon them, making them go to church everyday, going to a Christian school, going to church camp, and many more activities. If you sadly stumble apon them and disagree with them they will end you
" sorry my mom said i can only go to church camp not art camp"
"damn your mom is a Christian mom that really sucks"
"damn your mom is a Christian mom that really sucks"
by shirtt January 14, 2018
Get the christian mommug. One who chooses which customs of christianity to follow, in the same manner as one who chooses only the tastiest food at a cafeteria.
dude-man: "I choose to pray for a raise and celebrate christmas, but not the bit about killing nonbelievers."
guy-fellow: "i guess that makes you a cafeteria christian, huh?"
guy-fellow: "i guess that makes you a cafeteria christian, huh?"
by Dannyman4444 January 14, 2010
Get the Cafeteria Christianmug. AKA Terrorists. Believe that "Zionist control everything", and that taxes are wrong, (well throw the patriot part out there), And the country should be a theocarcy
by Jon Opium October 7, 2006
Get the Christian Patriotmug. A disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.
People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
That's Jeff, he's a Fundamentalist Christian .
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
by Goldo Glittergold April 10, 2008
Get the Fundamentalist Christianmug. when a girl fakes out her boyfriend and says shes goin to swallow when giving him head then when he cums she throws up all over his chest
by act08 February 5, 2009
Get the dirty christianmug.