statistic child

A kid whose sole purpose in life is to be a statistic.
Mostly kids with mental health problems, or diseases.
These kids are usually not loved by their family.

Todd is a suicidal transguy. He's already a statistic child, since nobody really loves him... hopefully he'll overcome that.

by Tim Smokes March 16, 2018

child's-eye

The viewpoint that the world is seen as a pure place. The belief that sex is unnatural and evil, swearing is evil, or anything not nice to a child is evil. However, sex is a natural and beautiful process spreading life, and swearing is normal and used daily without consequence. Basically someone with a Child's-Eye is just someone who's a real pussy.

I heard that guy named Steven's got a Child's-Eye. He backs out of every conversation if we swear or talk about something slightly dirty.

by Hotdog Squash February 7, 2018

Mong Child

Callum Davidson

You're a mong child

by Uddlepuppy January 20, 2017

Flower child

A child who loves nature, and all it has to offer

She is such a flower child

by I use heriods on the daily November 30, 2019

Ghost child

When the child is hardly noticed or heard

Ghost child:hey can we go to the movies?
Mother:
Other child: hey mom can we go to the movies?
Mother: sure!
Ghost child: 🙄

by L.M.T.L December 15, 2019

cresant child

It is a term used when a individual that is under the age of 16 is smelly or stinky a lot of the time

Example- “you are a cresant child”

by Vintagehienzbeans January 9, 2020

Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020