blumpkin chain

Men in a circle (usually in the outdoors) giving each other blumpkins.

Bob: My gay brother said he was in a blumpkin chain the other day
Edwin:Nasty!

by Edwin Gaffney February 2, 2006

cheaner

a chink beaner.
(a chinese mexican)

WOAHHH look at that cheaner!

by NaeNae and Kneekwa January 12, 2008

Chainsaw of fail

An expression towards someone who has committed an act of fail. Supposed to express a chainsaw hacking apart the other person's bad logic.

"Violets are red, roses are blue..."
"Dude, violets aren't red! Chainsaw of fail!"

by jonay81687 December 23, 2008

cold chain

Keeping a product (usually food or drug) refrigerated or frozen all the way from its creation through its distribution to its point of sale.

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"When these one-pound bags of frozen vegetables got to the store, they were no longer frozen. Someone broke the cold chain somewhere along the way."

by al-in-chgo June 22, 2010

Alabama chainsaw

Taking a fully revved chainsaw and sticking it in someones ass after you cum in it.

God my ass is sore!
What did you do an Alabama Chainsaw?

by Clitourusrex September 12, 2016

Chainsaw Job

When a Man Lines up 6 or more women in a row on their knees, and with an erect penis, Runs his penis back and forth amongst the Puckered lips for the women, Thus looking like The Blades on a chainsaw.

Derek took the Entire College Cheerleader Squad to Dinner, and was gracious enought to pay, so all the girls returned the favor with a chainsaw job.

Todd Chainsaw Jobbed all the teachers he never liked because he knew they wouldn't appreciate it.

by Derek Todd August 16, 2009

Texas Chain ride

Refers to an incedent in Texas 10 years ago when a mob chained a young black man to a pick up truck and dragged him to death.
Chaining anyone to a vehicle and dragging them.

You wanna go for a Texas Chain ride? Keep flappin' your gums.

by ghost37 April 22, 2009