Carl is a big ass hoe, he has sweat stains, his ankles are also swollen and he eats all the kfc chicken like the big ass bitch he is and he killed our son micheal by sitting on him.
Carl is fat and gay
by Bigbootyadri445 November 28, 2021

by Mkultra51 September 18, 2023

A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.
by ChickenJammin October 2, 2025

Your average guy. A gentleman that does very Carl-like things. Often gets confused with a Gary or a Gene
by Danny Suk April 4, 2021

When you go and eat something so good and your stomach and anus collaborate to dispel fecal matter in liquid form
by infamousra June 6, 2013

by carlsnumber1hater January 28, 2025

by Workpeeps November 10, 2019
