A humongos cock and he can pretty much fight anyone and stand victorious. HE IS HANDSOME AS FUCK AND THE GIRL GET IT
Carl is a great person
by Popo25678 March 14, 2022
Get the Carlmug. A very creepy arborist, who employes sex offenders and trims your bushes in a manner to allow him to return later and peek in your winds and spy on you.
Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Homeowner: "why are these bushes trimmed like this?"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
Get the Peepin' Carlmug. by Ron sluta nuuu October 13, 2017
Get the Carl Wilhelmmug. by The greatest ever June 19, 2021
Get the Carl-Jomug. by CaliguyThompson March 28, 2015
Get the Carlnessmug. A She-Carl is a father who identified as a mother for the purposes of custody and child support. But he doesn't spend any of the child support on his child.
Kid 1: "why don't you have shoes"
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
Get the She-Carlmug. by BigBrownPatty November 24, 2022
Get the Big Hot Carl Energymug.