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Call of Attrition

When a mobile phone call drops out, the ensuing attempts to call each other back on both sides results in endless straight-to-voicemail calls, engaged signals, more dropouts... it's just useless.

Adapted from the term "war of attrition", in which both forces wear each other down over a long period of time, resulting in little success for either.
Nick just dropped out; I'm trying to get ahold of him for the fourth time, but it's just a call of attrition at the moment.
by Wahooski November 18, 2010
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Call of duty

A game with 99.9% of their community covered with kids that will fuck your mother.
Eric:DUDE, a kid on Call of duty said hes gonna fuck my mother

Jake:OMG you better watch tf out.
by TheMLGNoscoper March 1, 2015
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Call of duty

$60 dollar girlfriend repellant full of small, racist children and people who claim to have skill, even though it's really luck if you land any of those trick shots.
OH BABY A TRIPLE! OH YEAAAHHHHHHH! (call of duty) *rip headset users*
by biggycheezerz February 27, 2015
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foody call

Noun or verb: dining companion of last resort, or the act of arranging that excursion; a variant of "Booty Call"; a "foody call" or "foodie call" is when you go out to eat with someone just because you don't want to eat alone
Everyone was out so Griggs was my foody call.
by Spikhael April 29, 2008
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Booty Call

A "call", usually at late night for a quick sexual encounter (quickie) or even longer depending on the persons involved.
I made a booty call to one of my lady friends yesterday and spent the night bumping uglies.
by TheSpectacularOne October 10, 2009
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escape call

Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.
*ring*
Guy..."Hello?"
Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"
Grenade..."Who's that?"
Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."
Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."
Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*

**Later that night at the bar*
Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"
Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."
by Punkhead June 7, 2005
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call of duty

A mainstream FPS game that illustrate it's genre in the worst possible way. Its a piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be even called a FPS, its more like a run around and click at fishes in a barrel.
by SirKiwiTheFirst January 16, 2014
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