Frosting on the cake

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.

Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

float cake

v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."

My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"

by tneveca August 25, 2009

making cake

A term for having sex

You guys were making cakes last night, because I licked the icing off the sofa.

by Leruho Kdfcoi November 20, 2006

hoe cakes

A simple variation of corn bread, similar to corn pone and ashcakes. Made of corn meal, water and salt, and originally cooked on the flat of a hoe over an open fire, hence the name.

by Allnupe August 4, 2003

toilet cake

the act, or product of moving bowls.

to "bake" toilet cake is to take a dump.

"i'm going to bake some toilet cake."

by L-sos December 9, 2007

LB Cakes

LB being the abbreviation for pound (in the case referring to rough sex ie: she got pounded) and Cakes short for Pink Pancakes as defined on this site. Thus LB CAKES = Pounding out a females private area.

Guy 1: Wat did you do last night?
Guy 2: Son I met this cute ass red bone chick!
Guy 1: Word?! Did you LB CAKES ?

Guy 2: Nah, her nappy headed friend was cock blockin!

by Lemarcus November 2, 2009

Cake Monster

A girl of substandard attractiveness, who uses a thick layer of makeup to hide the fact that she's busted.

A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.

That Jersey girl is a total cake monster.

My bed looks like a Cake Monster slept in it last night.

by rexnfx January 19, 2011