Detroit Cactus

A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.

I really should get rid of this Detroit Cactus from my yard, but I’m too lazy to bother.

by Pizzasmash May 13, 2018

alabama cactus

When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.

My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.

by TheLeper May 13, 2018

frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019

Dirty Catissa

Snorting an entire 8 ball while the frat party takes bong rips out of your asshole.

Bra these super dope people are throwing down with blow and bud. Gonna pull off the dirty catissa tonight bra. Gonna be epic!!

by Paco Pueblo del la Sanchez March 16, 2019

Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

chinese cactus hunt

your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant

me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no

by tonyjamspencer December 18, 2019

Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair

I had sex with a soft cactus

by Big or pe May 22, 2020