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Colombian Rim Job 

Where someone inserts cocaine into their partners or another persons anus and snorts it out.
Hey, that chick gave me a Colombian Rim Job last night!
Colombian Rim Job by Questtttt January 4, 2022

Colombian JUJU 

Having sex in the leap frog or prone position while both partners consume cocaine that was smuggled in a coconut. The last line of coke shall be poured on her back. Approaching climax, the man snorts the last line of cocaine and then cums in the coconut shell. Add rum into the coconut shell so both partners can enjoy a Colombian juju on the rocks.
Kevin: Trey, what was that drink you gave me last night? It was delicious.

Trey: Danielle and I made a Colombian JUJU and couldn't drink all of it.
Colombian JUJU by colombianjux2 February 9, 2022

Colombian Leafblower 

When you are snorting cocaine off a persons ass and they fart, blowing the coke all over your face.
I was doing lines off a strippers ass and she gave me a Colombian Leafblower!

Colombian tie 

When you got the throat, just under the jaw and pull the victim's tongue through the hole, making the tongue hang like a tie.

This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico
This guy stole my dope, I might have to punish him with a Colombian tie.
Colombian tie by Xevetixn September 1, 2022

Colombian Cleanse

Obtaining diarrhea via food poisoning from a vacation abroad, and having lost body weight in the process
"The Colombian Cleanse is amazing"

"We got back from the Caribbean, and managed to get the Colombian Cleanse along the way"
Colombian Cleanse by spicyaf January 18, 2023

Columbiner

Someone who comes to school in a trench coat, or combat boots, and if they're feeling really cool they'll bring both. They will also pretend that they dont know what Columbine is
"Wow look at that edgy fuck with the wrath t shirt, fucking Columbiner"
"Idk they're pretty based"
"Kill yourself"
Columbiner by kick punch kid January 22, 2023