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left lane lag

a condition on limited-access high-capacity arterial roadways aka freeways where a disproportionately large convoy of vehicles occupies the "number one" aka left-most lane in anticipation of passing sauntering traffic in the other lanes. The cause of the build-up is often a beltway bitch or a motorist who is passing other slower motorists at a marginally higher velocity, often less than 1 mph greater, often out of fear that s/he may be pulled over for speeding if s/he goes any faster. Warning: this condition often creates freeway fags.
This left lane lag is ridiculous. That Buick needs to move over and let us pass!
by Driving School April 7, 2009
mugGet the left lane lagmug.

No Five Left Behind

the act of spotting a 'hanging' high five and running up and slapping that five while announcing 'no five left behind'.
C'mon man, high five.
no.
(out of nowhere): IM ON IT!!!
*smack*
NO FIVE LEFT BEHIND XD
by mach4motorboat August 24, 2010
mugGet the No Five Left Behindmug.

Left lane defense

1.The guarding or protecting of the left lane on an interstate using an unreasonably small following distance.

2. Preventing other motorists from entering the fast lane when the situation arises.
There were at least 3 cars in front of me with their left blinker on during stop and go traffic on the highway. However, they could not shift over while I had my left lane defense up.
by RAD_revolution July 24, 2010
mugGet the Left lane defensemug.

Left leg syndrome

When you beat your dick so hard your left or right leg went numb.
"Ahh man..."
"what?"
"I think I have left leg syndrome."
by Suicide helpline April 4, 2017
mugGet the Left leg syndromemug.

Left chat patty

A person that continuously leaves group chats with no explanation.
This person just did a left chat patty
by Yoloswagmoneypants June 16, 2020
mugGet the Left chat pattymug.

Left hand scan

Glancing at a man's left hand in search of a possible wedding band.
Ashley: "The new guy at work has been flirting with me lately."

Samantha: "What is the status of his left hand scan?"

Ashley: "No ring, but that isn't conclusive."
by Angry Ashley March 21, 2010
mugGet the Left hand scanmug.

Las Vegas Left

The practice of making three right turns, or a right and a U-turn in order to exit a parking lot. In Las Vegas, all main streets have medians, making left turns directly from parking lots impossible.
Is there a signal light at the end of this lot? I don't want to have to make a Las Vegas Left.
by plasmaboy February 25, 2011
mugGet the Las Vegas Leftmug.

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