back bottom grisle lump

a turd that is produced after eating a steak that is of very low quality(lots of gristle, fat and nerves). This turd is often very hard and painful to pass and may tear your asshole.

Damn Chili's! Their shitty steak gave me a back bottom gristle lump that I will always remember! OUCH!

by not a dirty robert August 25, 2005

Bottom Weinie

The result of a gay male having having his ass plowed until his cock deflates to the size of a cocktail weinie.

I got such a bad case of the bottom weinie that I had to stroke it for 30 minutes just to get it to come out of hiding after taking that 10 inch cock up my fag puss!

by Heauxmeauxsexual December 26, 2009

bottomular

(bot TUM u lar) Pertaining to the butt, but using a more discreet/polite vernacular.

Coral: The doctor needed to check Pam's bottomular area for a funky boil, turns out it was just a hunk of gummy bear.
Wendy: Ewwww!

by wvw May 19, 2007

buttmunk

Person devoted to a higher power who enjoys being alone, likes looking at male butts, but realizes they can not touch.

Dwane became a buttmunk years ago thinking that it would make his life better, but relized after several years of staring at Sam's supple buns he would never be able to fullfill his celibacy vow.

by Sparky-in-Iowa May 20, 2007

Bottom Half Strike

In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a ball, but because the home team is up to bat with a very large lead, the umpire has widened the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a strike. The pitch is therefore only called a strike in the bottom half of the inning. See top half ball.

"That pitch was over my head, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling bottom half strikes."

by bamaster47 March 27, 2009

buttmak

1) (verb) When you order a Big at McDonald's but it gets fucked up and you get a "Buttmak"

2) (noun) The sandwich that is given to you when McDonald's fucks up your order

3) (verb) the act of a McDonald's worker taking a dump on your Big Mac.

Tyler Manseau just got buttmak'd.

by The Akid June 23, 2009

bottom of the slide

To ask for you old job back after you quit in a way that is hard to forget, your best friend witnessed, or that made your mom cry. Can be used in a full circle fashion with hit the slide.

I hit the slide last month by booking my boss a ticket to the wrong city for her conference. I thought I got that bitch, but five weeks later I'm sitting in her office with my resume and a bouquet of flowers. Looks like I'm back at the bottom of the slide.

by chickenmcfuc August 15, 2010