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logical bullshit

When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!

Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.

If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a

contradiction.

So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
by Jekr June 12, 2019
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G-max bullshit

Some real bullshit
An absolutely ludicrous amount of bullshit.
"That's some G-max bullshit right there"
by Wangomango September 19, 2021
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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natur og bullshit

basicly two 8 year olds youtube video
hey dude did you see natur og bullshit
yea man best movie ever
by E god January 7, 2021
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Bullshit

A British term word: A very vulgar word of nonsense or gibberish using expressing anger hatred or hostility towards someone or something
Bullshit
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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bethesda bullshit

Whenever Bethesda does something so stupid that you metaphorically shake your head in disappointment.
Me: have you seen the newest bit of Bethesda Bullshit?
Friend: nylon instead of canvas?
Me: yup.
by KarenDraws May 22, 2019
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Bullshit

The definition of bullshit is Mallarie. If you don't know what it looks like just look at her.
by Baseball31 July 6, 2017
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