kms buddies

depressed best friends that are so close, one would suicide if the other one died, or would even suicide together

luke: "i'm so sad today"
anne: "are you ok?"
luke: "i feel like dying today"
anne: "well if you die today then i guess i am too because we're kms buddies for life"

by annebreakable June 1, 2018

Twat buddy's

Two girls who are obsessed with eachother and spend every waking minute together. They usually have something in common like guys who don't appreciate them. They also often lick eachother' twat on the low low.

Hey have you seen Elizabeth lately? No she's too busy being twat buddy's with Taylor

by Merlotandcabernet September 8, 2015

bumping buddy

Good friend you are having sex with.

I'd like you to meet K. She's my bumping buddy.

by Davidornado December 7, 2014

buddy upper

a family member or friend who will listen to your story and then tell you that what ever you have done, they have done better, bigger, or faster than you. this is usually a lie because they are trying to be the center of attention.
or there just trying to make you feel like your not good enough.

hey, did you hear? i just won $5,000 on a royale flush last night.

oh yeah, well I hit 6 royals this week and got like $50,000.

dammit stop being such a buddy upper

by papadoob March 19, 2009

muff buddy

muff buddy - Either party in the muff diving formula. One party provides the pussy, the other eats it. Like a fuck buddy, but this is only oral, only pussy.

“She’s got some eager muff buddys lined up every week for her muff diving urge.”

by coolforthesummer15 October 12, 2017

Divorce buddy

A no expections, be-who-you-are friendship between recently separated / divorced individuals, that actually understand the bullshit that comes with being fucked over by the ex.

How's my DB (divorce buddy) doin' today? Any drama with the db (douche bag; i.e. "The EX")? (Followed by general convo.)

by Ronnie_Stacey June 27, 2016

Buddy Water

Jamaican slang meaning sperm

"Yow, di gyal love drink buddy water."

by tha kid101 March 7, 2020