Broadsword

/brôdˌsôrd/

n.

1. a sword with a wide blade, used for cutting rather than thrusting.

2. a thick cock of substantial girth, one whose cross-sectional shape is elliptical, and not circular, thereby providing more surface area for vaginal contact with less required volume of blood.

3. One who calls Danny Boy.

Examples:

"I cut off his cock with my broadsword!"

"Heidi, don't you want my broadsword inside you?"

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Broadsword calling Danny Boy."

by joepa007 December 31, 2013

Bradcock

The alter ego of someone from the West Texas area named Brad describing his cock.

Bradcock and the Black Socks were the hit of the party.

by Bradcock and the Black Socks June 17, 2009

Braddocking

Doing something you shouldn't be doing.

See - Jay walking

"That's some classic Braddocking right there"

"That's a Braddocking"

by Laflaf March 20, 2019

Brad

Brad is a player, Brad is also a poes

Brads a player coz he has a girlfriend, but he is also a poes coz he is a bitch

by BigBallaMan December 22, 2021

Brad

someone who can make you smile instantly, you only have to see his name and your face lights up. has a very cheeky side;) can be cocky, or as he says 'cheeky' because there's a difference;} hes absolutely gorgeous!! Im such a lucky girl. he's someone you can spend your whole life with and not even have to worry about him leaving you for someone else. He torments me so much, but i could never change him for anyone. He's perfect. He's mine. and only mine. the love i have for him is unconditional. my faggot. future husband<3.

if you ever meet a brad, you are extremely LUCKY.

by his girlfriend xo February 22, 2015

Brad Pitt

To go to the toilet and take a shyt.

I ate a really big curry last night and this morning I took a Brad Pitt

by Dragan888 March 6, 2008

brad

Round head brass fasteners used to keep together movie scripts.

He stuck the brads in the three punched holes of the script

by Steve Pareidolia July 22, 2008