As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.
Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.
by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022
Get the Tom Bradymug. 
a big headass lesbian furry who legit wont stop bothering you hes very annoying and keeps you up till 2am every fucking night hes a major bottom with a 5mm dick and hes actually pretty nice tho
by botnamedcook January 28, 2020
Get the Brady Maymug. Drives a big rig and will knock you the fuck out. Carry’s a gun with him and isn’t afraid to use it. Brady is a badass trucker and a force to be reckoned with
Saw brady vantol in my rear view and had to change lanes to stay clear
Just saw brady vantol getting laid in his big rig!
Just saw brady vantol getting laid in his big rig!
by Bogdickboy69 November 16, 2018
Get the brady vantolmug. brady is a great FRIEND who is super sweet and funny and caring. genuinely one of the most caring people you have ever met. no matter what mood you are in he will be there to make sure ur okay and to keep it that way. brady is a silly goofy guy who meows a lot. he likes to growl too. not inna furry type of way bc fuck furries. but in a silly goofy way. brady has a good personality and gets rlly loud sometimes. which annoying you but you dont care bc its kinda funny. emphasis on kinda.... anyways brady has so much aura. JUST KIDDING. he has none... no aura... but overall brady is a great person and if u ever find this specific brady i am talking about, make sure to treat him very well bc he is a good guy.
brady has sm aura...
by IAMASECRET January 3, 2025
Get the bradymug. Brady has mind blowing swagger because his dick hangs to his knees. Brady isn't picky, he will dick down anything in front of him. You cannot resist a Brady even though you know he is ran through. Brady is a little racist and a lot sexist but you can ignore anything for one night.
by BradyistheGOAT December 11, 2024
Get the Bradymug. The greatest party house known to man-kind. Consisting of many beers and late night bangers. If Brady Down is rocking, all are welcome to come knocking.
“Hey man are you going to Brady Down this weekend?”
“Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?! Of course I’ll be there”
“Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?! Of course I’ll be there”
by Treecity252 August 9, 2021
Get the Brady Downmug.