when a man is tired, bored, normally in the morning at his desk, while riding in the car, train or the bus, where he gets so relaxed that he pops a gigantic stiffy that he needs to hide and attempt to get rid of before he needs to stand up.
cures for sleepy boners include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.
cures for sleepy boners include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.
When my train stop came up, I had to carry my messenger bag in the front because I could not get rid of my sleepy boner in time. I hope no one runs into it.
by Mattman18 July 20, 2010
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Kevin: How the hell did she manage to get 2nd place after that routine, she fell 2 times!
Jake: Dude, she got boner points, did you see that ass!
Jake: Dude, she got boner points, did you see that ass!
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Get the Money Boner mug."Dude that sub in gym is so hot I got a mid school boner." - Enrique
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by EJ the prp April 16, 2008
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Guy1: OH MY FUCKING GOD, the tag on the back of my shirt won't stop itching
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by fustorbutts January 21, 2009
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