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Sleepy Boner

when a man is tired, bored, normally in the morning at his desk, while riding in the car, train or the bus, where he gets so relaxed that he pops a gigantic stiffy that he needs to hide and attempt to get rid of before he needs to stand up.

cures for sleepy boners include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.
When my train stop came up, I had to carry my messenger bag in the front because I could not get rid of my sleepy boner in time. I hope no one runs into it.
by Mattman18 July 20, 2010
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Boner Points

Additional points awarded to female figure skaters who manage to give the judges a boner during their routine.

Warning: No boner points are applicable if the skater is not 18 years of age.
Kevin: How the hell did she manage to get 2nd place after that routine, she fell 2 times!

Jake: Dude, she got boner points, did you see that ass!
by Johnny Dirty Mouth February 26, 2010
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boner maker

some one who makes your penis get hard
by raiders fan 63 May 29, 2009
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Money Boner

When a guy gets an instant erection from receiving a very large amount of money.
stock broker: Dude, I just made 2 mil on that trade, I have such a huge money boner right now.
by Finishingsomething March 4, 2012
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mid school boner

"Dude that sub in gym is so hot I got a mid school boner." - Enrique
"Dude so did she, that was a guy."- Giovanni
"Crap."-Enrique
"Queer."- Giovanni
by EJ the prp April 16, 2008
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Frustration Boner

When something is so frustrating, and you cannot possibly grasp it that it gives you a frustrating boner. It could be a math question that you can't wrap your head around, a tag on the back of your boxers that won't stop itching, etc.
Guy1: OH MY FUCKING GOD, the tag on the back of my shirt won't stop itching
Guy2: That's frustrating
Guy1: I have SUCH a frustration boner now
by fustorbutts January 21, 2009
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boner

an erect blood filled penis. brought on my sexual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on
that guy would stick his boner in anything with a hole
by me December 14, 2002
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