armins.blonde.hair

An amazing person who is very hot and is slightly famous wveeyone is in love with her and this is definitely not them writing this!! Armins.blonde.hair has a terrible obsession with armin arlert from aot and is rlly funny!!

IS THAT armins.blonde.hair?!!!! SHES SO COOL AND AMAZING IM SUVH A #simp

armins.blonde.hair has an obsession with armin…. But shes rlly funny
Did you hear??! armins.blonde.hair got to 11.1k FOLLOWERS!! SHES SO #famous uwu

by Milk and cookies 🍪 August 5, 2021

Microwaved baloney

Yufbyugyfbtuvtryuerxcdffvv gfyvr^tr^gbt^. Gt^tg7*

You are microwaved baloney

by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023

She Belongs To The Streets

From the streets did ahe emerge, and I say unto you she is for the streets. So be not weary when she return from whence she came.

And i say unto you, She Belongs To The Streets

by Tarnished October 12, 2023

Checken and Baloneh

funny sentence of chicken and baloney

Guy: where is my-
Waiter: checken and baloneh?

by checkenandbalonehboi July 5, 2022

Curly haired blonde

A majority of these girls are a pathetic waste of time and money. Their personality is weird and overly feminine, they often have multiple dates lined up every week because they are unemployed and mooch off random guys they meet online for dinner money or even a free ride to and from their house only to pay them back with free head. They are great manipulators and have been known in my area as the type of girl to just leave alone and avoid. Also did I mention how stupid they are. 75 percent of them didn’t make it past 11th grade. And have a chronic addiction and to Harry styles, Dunkin’ Donuts and flavored air sticks.

Omg Becky your so dumb how did you not know frogs live in lakes

I don’t know Cassandra sometimes I have a blonde moment here and there

Yeah Becky at least you’re not actually a curly haired blonde, though.

by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023

All my base are belong to you

A particularly endearing Millennial love confession. It should be noted that if said to a non-millennial, there is a very high probability that it will come off as extremely confusing and likely result in your sanity (and grasp of the English language) being questioned.

John: "Sarah, all my base are belong to you."

Sarah: "Oh John, I love you too!"

Bewildered bystander: "Huh?"

Knowing bystander: "It's a Millennial thing."

by Alex-2598 April 27, 2023

Rule of blonde

You CANT be mad , angry, upset or anoyed with blonde females.

~Omg, i got SO MAD at my girl.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?

~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.

by Liferules420 July 14, 2023