booper block

a person who only has dick on there mind 24/7 and nothing else

hey man I think dat girl is booper blockin

by rudd boiii December 9, 2007

date block

The state of acting like total idiot in front of a date, cute guy/girl or friend in which you like

Cutee guy:hey what's up
Girl:uh hi um not much
Cute guy: your face is red
Girl: oh um (looking down) its really hot in here
Cute guy : your getting date block aren't you

by bimbocrackhead April 3, 2009

yougurt block

when you have the last little bit of yougurt in the cup and if you dont eat it your mom/dad/watever will get mad so you eat the very last bite and it goes down misrabilly

i had a yougurt block just a second ago and i thought i was gonna gag

by kcf1696 June 8, 2009

Stranger Block

To make use of the urinal next to your buddy in a public restroom, in order to ensure he avoids any possible awkward stranger encounters.

Dean: "What's up Jerry?"

Jerry: "Man, why did you pick the urinal right next to me?"

Dean: "Dude, it's a STRANGER BLOCK. I couldn't afford for my friend to have some awkward encounter with some random creepin' stranger."

Jerry: "Of Course!"

Dean: "Always lookin' out for ya buddy!"

by tpaisle April 3, 2010

Nuke Block

Like a cock block but worse. On Modern Warfare 2 when you're goin 18 and 0 and some doucher kills you.

LUKETHEGOAT: dude i'm gettin a nuke

DOUCHER: not i nuke block you

by LUKETHEGOAT July 15, 2010

Posters Block

Posters Block is the in ability to think of anything creative usually resulting in a post that will talk about food, your day or how much somone screwed you over severe cases of Posters Block is quoting a song you heard while the DJ said “couples skate only"

Dude, I had to delete my cousin from FaceBook I mean I love her, but she has a sever case of posters block, it got so bad she started posting the lyrics to "Don't stop believing" by Journey

by NickyLags July 20, 2010

Dude Block

Generally when a group of guys get together, they tend to out-testosterone each other with stupid comments and scenarios, generally a third party middle man is needed to intervene and end this event.

Mr.Curran: Ok, I like that sentence, let's sex it up.
John: Huh huh, sex-
Jake: This one time I was with Jenny and we-
Mr.Curran: *Interrupting* Dude Block.

by JayARRGHH October 20, 2010