It rolls over and damages anything in its path, then breaks open and out pops a Barnbarian! How did he get inside?!
by Theodore J. Kazynsky March 25, 2024

The distinctly male sensation of either having to shit or piss so bad that the pressure actually causes an erection.
Jim ate a 14 dollar order from taco bell and then drank a bunch of coffee while sitting in his car on a hot day and got fudge-barreled. He had to shit and piss so bad his dick got hard.
by The truth 123 September 19, 2018

The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and the following it up with urinating on that same piece of feces. Creating a golden barrel
by Ryan ht1 December 11, 2019

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023

by octocat11 June 22, 2014

"Cuz he likes contestants on the show that are in shape. As long as you don't look like a barrel ass or a porker."
by anonymous March 27, 2024
