When you have been working in the Tennessee sun for 3 or more days without a shower. Have a girl give you a BJ and scrape her teeth/braces across your penis while running her fingers along the crease between your leg and balls collecting the mix of dry dick skin and the putrid nut cheese and using it to flavor her BJ for you. A "plus" if the resulting teeth scraping results in blood being drawn to heighten the meat and cheese flavor.
"After working in the field all week, Sarah was so horny when I got home, I didn't even have time to shower and I gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."
by Falco21 February 15, 2025
Get the Tennessee charcuterie boardmug. When a photograph is so complimentary that it would look good on the photo board your family creates to display at your funeral.
by Chibob1963 March 1, 2014
Get the Board-worthymug. by Xero9 August 26, 2023
Get the shot boardmug. Like when someone gives you one of those prank scratch tickets and you reveal a million dollar winner and you freak out and they laugh at you and tell you its fake.
"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"
"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"
by JezebelfromHell March 19, 2014
Get the HUVr boardedmug. when you’re in bed with a woman and she starts spinning on your penis, indicating you hit the target so this is often referred to as the dart board
by mcfister55 November 19, 2019
Get the dart boardmug. If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018
Get the not gana ride a hover boardmug. When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.
by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025
Get the Golden water boardmug.