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Late Bird

A bird that usually tends to fly in a flock of twelve.
Usually, Late Birds enjoy going bowling, dancing to Wii dance, escaping on beach trips, and playing telephone pictionary.
God only knows...really, only Him... what else the Late Birds will think of taking up next as a lifestyle.
One thing that is for CERTAIN. Late Birds look out for each other, and if one Late Bird needs another, the whole flock will fly to their same-feathered friend.
Take heed: Late Birds mean business and love all others at the same time.
The Late Bird flew to school, and all the while was thinking about its fellow feathered kin. However, they knew that later that night, during their Late Bird weekly meeting, that the longing of wanting to be in the presence of other Late Birds would be fulfilled and they all (together) would have a grand time and do what Late Birds do best... be awesome. :
by DanIsLieuda!!! November 5, 2010
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bird on wheels

the flying bird is any person that is capable of intense skateboarding abilities and can obtain 8 ft of air.
sean chanowitz is the bird on wheels.
by bigmac2528 January 29, 2012
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Bird Derby

Alternate name for banging a bitch good and proper - riding a bird like you are in the Kentucky Derby
Mane A: "How did you go with your date last night brother?"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"
by King Deezus January 2, 2017
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slut bird

It is a bird that spends everynight in a different nest. Pronounced (Sloot Bird)
Hey u see that slut bird?

Yeah it is never alone...
by squirlls1 November 5, 2012
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Flappy Bird

The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.
Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....

2 days later

Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.
by motherfingtheresa March 13, 2014
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NOGZY BIRD

Full of agro. Have large heads. Pronounce Kirsp Kremes wrong. Fall in puddles. Reckon they're hard but pass-out like goats.
Eh lad, that bird is pure agro. Her feet are always wet and she has krispy tits.

I know lad, she's a Nogzy bird
by DietCokeMan June 5, 2021
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bird line

Not driving miles, bird line.
by Willkog September 6, 2018
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