Putty Ballooning

When a man blows air into a woman's vagina then presses on her uterus forcing the woman to queef.

Chris: Was it good for you?
Chris' Girl: Yeah... until you started putty ballooning me.
*Chris leaves with a black eye but a smile on his face*

by 4Justice4eva January 20, 2012

Popping The Balloon of Pandemonium

Blowing into a vagina while performing oral sex filling it up like a balloon then pushing down with both hands on the lower abdomen to quickly (and loudly) release the air.

If you really want to see how cool she is you should try popping the balloon of pandemonium

by CatFocks August 04, 2022

water balloon from hell

When you pinch your foreskin and proceed to pee and fill your foreskin with piss.

Did you hear that Jimmy hit his girlfriend with the ol' water balloon from hell last Tuesday?

by zachmau5 December 07, 2021

Pop my balloon

When you been showing someone fake love and affection then behind there back treating them like shit similar to gaslighting or love bombing.

This guy really wants to pop my balloon *kinky*

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 06, 2020

carrot balloon

Those wind sock things that are orange and look like carrots

Oh look at those carrot balloons blowing in the wind!

by daboomtish February 29, 2016

Pneumatic Bussy Balloon

When you’re plowing someone in the ass and they rip a huge fart, but the fart goes up your urethra and inflates your bladder rapidly. Typically followed by the elusive Penis Queef.

Dude 1: “Yo I was fucking Damien in the ass the other night and he farted in my dick”
Dude 2: “aw man I’ve always wanted to try a pneumatic bussy balloon”
Dude 3: “None of those words are in the Bible guys….”

by SCREAMING FISH December 31, 2024

Balloon head

A balloon head is someone with an abnormally large forehead and an abormally small nob. He instantly picks up girls signals when they are, to quote mr balloon, “gagging for it”.

Balloon head is so cocky, which is surprising due to his shrimp cock

by weloveminecraft April 04, 2019