Bagel

When you find something you think will be good, like a doughnut, but find that is actually a bagel.

"I pulled a chick last night Tom"

"I saw man! What was it like?"

"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"

by Gomery May 24, 2015

Bagel

An obese females "vagina" or "pee-pee parts".

Spacie always be locked in the bathroom scrubbin her bagel in between guys.

by Laughing at God February 15, 2021

Bagel

Skinny white boy that loves to cream in crab game, he is also extremely racist

Hey see that fucker bagel over there?
Yeah he gon go get some newports

by Number1KazzaFan May 16, 2023

bagel rupture

when you get anal blasted so hard your bagel (rectum) rips open

fuck I have a bagel rupture from last night

by SCUBA SKITTLEMAN October 08, 2018

Bagel Meme

This is meme that me and my friends pretty much made together and what you really do is just put a word in front of bagel and that is pretty much it. Hopefully this gets popular on iFunny or some sort of meme site. It deserves some damn credit. Most of this goes to my friends however they started this and I was dragged in as well so here I am.

Dream Bagel, Oof Bagel, Heretic Bagel, Dark Souls Bagel, etc. This is the bagel meme

by ItzSavNotSave March 13, 2021

fuckin bagel

sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.

Tom-Dude were have you been?

Joe-I was fuckin bagels.

Tom-Fuckin B.

Joe-Why?

Tom-It has more holes.

by sex on the stove March 13, 2009

Buffalo bagels

Bullshit.

Mary told her misbehaving students who were lying to her to stop it with the Buffalo Bagels.

by DarthFlyer November 26, 2021