anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles

I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

by cock blocked and ready to go October 28, 2010

Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

by b007y514y3r March 11, 2016

anal aura

The light emitted from igniting one’s flatulance, the spectacle display of which is said to reflate the nature one’s true personality.

Tim’s blue green anal aura burned the bed sheets and almost caught the whole cabin on fire. His girlfriend noted that the colors reflect his over sexed jealous nature...

by navadude April 11, 2019

Anal Vaping

method of getting really high invented by my friend Cam back in college

*taking a hit off a vape* These things only hit like, a little bit
*anal vaping* You gotta try it anally, man, it'll get you!

by jason pseudeikis February 9, 2023

Anal Pubititis

The condition when there is an extreme amount of hair in and around the anus.

I was total 69ing Jen when I took notice to her anal pubititis

by thedishmaster94 April 30, 2010

Anal Nectar

With origins in Greek and Roman mythology, anal nectar is the coveted drink of the anal loving gods.

Anal nectar is a pungent, tangy viscous, or juice, that forms around the bunghole. A savored delight of the modern day ass eater.

This amalgam may be comprised of trickling sex juices from the vagina that seep into the ass crack and combine with remnants during sexual activity or from sweat and remnants that get fired up from a workout or heat. It is commonly known as booty juice.

I was performing a ravenous round of cunnilingus on Rachel. She was squirting like a hose. But her juices were soaking deep into her rather dirty, tight little bunghole. Her thrusts were wafting her aromatic ass vapors deep into my sinus passages. Without a second thought, I began slurping her fragrant anal nectar and tongue punching her little Winker until her climax left her flailing and shaking.

by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020

anal rim

The borders of the anus.

That girl just made an anal rim job.

by Camelo181817272 January 3, 2018