False Anal

When you shit in a girls mouth and she gives you a blow job. Then there is shit on your dick making it look like you just had anal sex.

Me and my girlfriend got tired of normal anal, so we did some false anal!

by shitlickingcockbrainrofl September 14, 2010

anal jag

When you're having anal sex and they shove it in you a bit too hard and for a split second it's so painful it gives you an "anal jag".

"Mike fucked my ass last night but it was so painful...at one point he gave me an anal jag!"

by fanyole23 January 14, 2019

anal beans

The act of putting mexican beans in ones asshole.

Wow time those are some large anal beans

by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 3, 2016

Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

by b007y514y3r March 11, 2016

Anal Spittoon

To blow a man, then spit his own cum into his asshole to be used as lube to fuck him.

Bob did an Anal Spittoon to spit Matt’s own cum up his ass to give him the fuck of his life.

by BeObie January 21, 2019

anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles

I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

by cock blocked and ready to go October 28, 2010

anal rim

The borders of the anus.

That girl just made an anal rim job.

by Camelo181817272 January 3, 2018