Alexa's Backpack

1. a purple backpack in which contains an exotic print to qualify as of having an 'indie'-like style

2. a Jansport backpack owned by Alexa, who will claw your face off while ignoring your screams if you do not like this backpack, afterward feeding the remains to nearby pigeons as she laughs psychotically in the background

"Hey, Alexa! I see you bought a new backpack."
"Hey, Alex, and yeah, I did! What do you think?"
"Oh, well, it's okay. It's pretty cool."
"Pretty cool?"
"Well yeah, I mea--"
"HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE MY BACKPACK!?"
"I--"
"I'LL MAKE YOUR DEATH LOOK LIKE A TRAGIC SUICIDAL INCIDENT!!!"

~*~

"Hey, man. Did you hear about what happened to Alex after she said that she didn't love Alexa's Backpack?"
"I don't repeat such things, Samantha. Never again."
"But--"
"Never again."

by Frothers August 8, 2012

Alex jepson

some asian person with a mother named louise, brother is inbred, and african, he rapes mitchell hodgsons arsehole and teabags george tindles face.

alex jepson

by turtle balls June 14, 2013

Alex Sandmire

A term that means that you like it a eight inch all american all the way up the ass, some say so far that it touches their stomach.

Hey big boy, why don't you just come over here and Alex Sandmire me?

by Kris haas December 5, 2013

alex the brown

It's when you become a legend of being penetrated in the ass by many horses and surviving while your asshole is filled with cum.

Alex the Brown survived the massive horse dick.

by StoryGod June 3, 2014

Alexandra

A sweet and loving girl. She is the kindest person you know but when she is upset she can only be around certain people. If you know a girl named Alexandra make her your best friend or girlfriend. If you don't treat her right she will get rid of you straight away and if you break up with her she will never forgive you.

My best friend is Alexandra and I am the most luckiest person in the world to be her best friend.

My girlfriend's name is Alexandra and I am never going to let her go.

by rainforestlittle June 26, 2018

Alex Hu

the apex of human evolution
sexiest man on the planet
PhD in Chessiology
ferrari fervent

Moses is in love with ALEX HU

by Biggie Bow November 22, 2018

Alexandros

The highest high priest of rorat, best person on all of the flat Earth, 10/10 would reccomend.

Person 1: OMG look is that Alexandros
Person 2: I think so
Alexandros (turns around: ThAt'S rIgHt

by Rorat November 5, 2020