ass latte

A frothy mixture of anal mucus and sperm whipped up in a viscosity to that of a meringue pie.

Sorry Troy, I didn't mean to put too much cream in that ass latte we shared last night.

by Diego Roma January 13, 2017

snowy ass

Having dry cum in your ass

My girl friend got snowy ass last night after sex.

by Tyman16 March 09, 2015

ass mopper

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

ass baggy

An affectionate, less medical sounding term for one’s colostomy bag, even though it’s connected elsewhere.

Yup, I got an ass baggy and it’s all mine!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2019

gabbys ass

noun: the biggest portions of the anatomy, enables weight to be taken off the feet while sitting on a mans face.

That girl over there has such a gabbys ass.

by stefan buff November 10, 2013

Ass Reaper

A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.

Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!

Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.

Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!

by Worcestersh1re December 03, 2022

ass glance

When someone sexually attractive walks by you; you have noticed the front view, and found it interesting and then you turn your head slightly after passing by, to get a quick glance at their ass. Something that usually really pisses off your bf/gf, if with you.

Man, let's walk by that hawt chick, I have got to go for an ass glance.

by Quido1 July 27, 2010