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Anal fibrillation

a high anxiety state produced in response to not knowing what the hell is going on; the fibrillating (i.e., quivering) of the rectal muscle that generally precedes sudden loss of sphincter control. Risk increases with higher level positions on company organizational chart.
The VP went into anal fibrillation when the government auditors showed up at the same time as the 60 Minutes crew.
by Maygmom October 30, 2011
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Anal Vaping

method of getting really high invented by my friend Cam back in college
*taking a hit off a vape* These things only hit like, a little bit
*anal vaping* You gotta try it anally, man, it'll get you!
by jason pseudeikis February 9, 2023
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Anal Specks

Specks of skin from the anus, or specks of poop. (Poopy Specks)
"Dude, wipe your butt you have Anal Specks!"
by CarterSmith September 13, 2023
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Anal Nectar

With origins in Greek and Roman mythology, anal nectar is the coveted drink of the anal loving gods.

Anal nectar is a pungent, tangy viscous, or juice, that forms around the bunghole. A savored delight of the modern day ass eater.

This amalgam may be comprised of trickling sex juices from the vagina that seep into the ass crack and combine with remnants during sexual activity or from sweat and remnants that get fired up from a workout or heat. It is commonly known as booty juice.
I was performing a ravenous round of cunnilingus on Rachel. She was squirting like a hose. But her juices were soaking deep into her rather dirty, tight little bunghole. Her thrusts were wafting her aromatic ass vapors deep into my sinus passages. Without a second thought, I began slurping her fragrant anal nectar and tongue punching her little Winker until her climax left her flailing and shaking.
by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020
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Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai
Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight
by Freakydude97 January 8, 2021
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anal pregnant

when a stupid person believes that woman can get pregnant from anal
idiot: did you know woman can get pregnant from anal
everyone else: no they cant
idiot: yes they can I will search it up on the internet
Internet: anal pregnant isn't a thing you stupid idiot
by Giga_chad June 28, 2022
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Anal jew

Someone who is anal about their money. Typically someone who is very greedy, spoiled, and takes a lot of Xanax
Aaron is such an anal jew!!
Look at that loser Aaron he’s a fucking anal jew.
by Eavangelionunit1 December 24, 2021
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