One pretty petty ass girl , and will turn to a infant if a nigga wanna be childish 😘 once you go lonaJ ... You won't go back to having a dumbass bae !
by unt ohh 🤫 . November 19, 2023
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by Hiddengremlin November 20, 2023
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by Tmanoof1man2man3man November 20, 2023
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Boy and girl: have you seen Alonzo he so funny
Girl: I wanna have a friend like him
Boy: he is the best
Girl: I wanna have a friend like him
Boy: he is the best
by Yanni_qtyew November 21, 2023
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Boy and girl: have you seen Alonzo he so funny
Girl: I wanna have a friend like him
Boy: he is the best
Girl: I wanna have a friend like him
Boy: he is the best
by Yanni_qtyew November 21, 2023
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