If someone has any of the following, they're a Max Barbour;
- The type of guy that can get everyone's attention but never give you any back
- They are nice to you if it's just you and them until someone more interesting comes along (even in the middle of a conversation)
- Don't open up despite their clear issues
- THEY NEVER EVER SAY A PROPER GOOD BYE
- The type to rarely message you unless they want something
- You must always please them or be some worth to them or they'll ignore you
- They use "turning up to your hangouts" as a conditional event
- Never say thank you
- Always changes your hangout ideas to what they want to do
- Always says that they're going to pay you back but NEVER EVER mention they owe you anything
- Treats you like a worthless piece of shit and or acts like they can replace you with anyone at anytime
- KEEPS TRYING TO FLEX HIS WEALTH (I'm talking about his work, chicks/guys after him and literally anything you don't have, he will talk about
Overall a Max Barbour is an absolute dickhead to everyone and yet everyone loves him but nobody likes him
- The type of guy that can get everyone's attention but never give you any back
- They are nice to you if it's just you and them until someone more interesting comes along (even in the middle of a conversation)
- Don't open up despite their clear issues
- THEY NEVER EVER SAY A PROPER GOOD BYE
- The type to rarely message you unless they want something
- You must always please them or be some worth to them or they'll ignore you
- They use "turning up to your hangouts" as a conditional event
- Never say thank you
- Always changes your hangout ideas to what they want to do
- Always says that they're going to pay you back but NEVER EVER mention they owe you anything
- Treats you like a worthless piece of shit and or acts like they can replace you with anyone at anytime
- KEEPS TRYING TO FLEX HIS WEALTH (I'm talking about his work, chicks/guys after him and literally anything you don't have, he will talk about
Overall a Max Barbour is an absolute dickhead to everyone and yet everyone loves him but nobody likes him
by A victim of a Max Barbour November 3, 2022
Get the Max Barbourmug. by Cunttfup October 30, 2017
Get the max rothmug. The very lowest form of human. This male thinks that they are strong and fit but are actually lazy and corpulent. He is VERY ugly and VERY annoying.
Person 1: Why do I always have to sit next to Max Butler? He’s so fat he took up half of my seat!
Person 2: I remember when I had to sit next to him, it was like hell on earth! Unlucky dude!
Person 2: I remember when I had to sit next to him, it was like hell on earth! Unlucky dude!
by The Void 2.0 October 25, 2018
Get the Max Butlermug. by ISayTheNWord June 4, 2023
Get the Maxxed outmug. Number 1 Battyman, shit at tennis and my grandads got a healthier back than him. He smell of moisturiser from over wanking and his willy is bruised. Clapped and single
by Fxxrisy January 30, 2020
Get the Max Walkermug. by Faggorini June 9, 2018
Get the Max parmug. Max Mayfield is a character is Stranger Things that has existed since season 2, and is also Mists wife.
by ghosteddie July 7, 2022
Get the Max Mayfieldmug.