Doctor Scientist

1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist

2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.
How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!

Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!
by Maxwell Zephyr June 09, 2020
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auto-doctor

Charles had to take his dodge to the auto-doctor at least 3 times a year to get the transmission fixed until he finally bought a Toyota.
by I702Maverick93 March 29, 2016
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Fade Doctor

A shady barber who lacks proficiency with scissors but can give you a killer fade. Consumes a lot of stimulants to enhance their performance.
I was looking a little raggedy the other day. I have a job interview coming up, I should probably go to the fade doctor.
by HAUSHAUSHAUS October 21, 2021
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Spirit Doctor

A doctor who works on the spirit part of your body.
For example imagine you unfortunately got hit by a train your body would go splat but your soul would be beside the material or maybe even disbanded around it until it the train was finished moving over that particular area of ground
At that point your soul would repiece and you would be gazing at yourself waiting for your elders to whom ever to come take you to your next zone.

Anyway that spirit is the part of your body that the spirit doctor would preform his practice on.

Although to you it would appear as if he was preforming his work on the vessel.
by Campbell Adam Rhys December 29, 2020
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Columbian Doctor

A Columbian Doctor is an individual who leads the physical process of creating cocaine. A drug scientist.
Tyler: "Whoa dude, did you see the news last night? They busted up a huge cocaine ring down south and even caught a couple Columbian Doctors that were heading up the operations!"

Ben: "Wait, what?"

Tyler: "Drug scientists, you know, right?"
by TRPooper September 02, 2011
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organic doctor

I hit up my organic doctor earlier today
by Xinotonic November 28, 2015
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doctor king schultz

really cool like super epic and awesome
doctor king schultz sucked my toes
by ewsadbzudfshjd January 21, 2020
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