German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

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Are Wow

Are wow is like “wow” With are in the beginning

Jessica: Are wow! thats so cool
Sami: what?
Jessica: Are wow is the same as wow but with an “are” in beginning.
Sami:oh. Are wow! thats awesome

by Sage_greenn April 14, 2022

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Wiz wow wibxzy

Wow wow wubzys lesser known sibling

What is the power of the time wiz wow wibxzy jizzzzzzzzzecd on a toof bwsggamd duefm due to Anorexia/big boy wire

by 1035 himmg August 5, 2023

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Make wows

The act of doing amazing things, used by Embrace The Culture Fashion House and created by the British band Minnaars.

Let's make wows!

Alright man I'll see you later, make wows!

Who wants to make wows tonight?

Too many wows, not enough machens

Machen sie wows (German translation)

by Rosco Flevo October 21, 2010

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