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Windows Vista

I sure hope that Windows Vista isn't another hot, fresh, steaming pile of poop from Microsoft!
by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg August 20, 2005
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Windows XP

Another fine Weapon of Mass Annoyance from the Osama Bin Gates terror cell.
Ready to forge an international coalition and call it Operation Infinite Folly: shock and awe Redmond with mass quantities of inconvenient error reports. I want to choke the bastard who thought of that one.
by The Great Cornholio January 5, 2004
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Window Screamer

when you are doing a chick from behind and she is facing a window you get your buddy to take your place and you run outside and look in the window and she fuckin freaks out.
man we scared the livin shit outa her, we gave her the window screamer.
by Ben Oregano December 19, 2006
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Windows Vista

The crappy name for the new windows coming in '06. Replaced the far better codename of longhorn. It will be 64-bit capatable along with more microsoft shit that will only be made obsolete by linux in less than a year.

Quite possibly it will mean about 1200 different things in different languages and forever dubbed as Windows Raping Chili Fries. Microsoft should've learned from all the car companies and named it Windows ZT 2450.
Did you get Windows Vista?

What? I only have mastercard, sorry.
by me > you September 16, 2005
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window shopping

when you look through your friend's "friend list" on Facebook or a similar site to find attractive people that you can get your friend to introduce you to.
Hey Henry, i was window shopping your facebook friends list and i was wondering if you could introduce me to Shirley?
by pb phoot September 13, 2009
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Windows XP

A simple yet complex OS, Microsoft has released on October 25, in year 2001. This OS seems to be a highly bloated system based off of the Windows 2000 Professional counterpart. One thing about the biggest difference is IT'S FISHER PRICE THEME .Once setup with proper drivers for display and Video card Non

Microsoft signed Drivers as of Microsoft's cheap drivers when the graphics are set first. You will experience this Luna (Default Blue) .msstyle is quite hideous. Most people seem to move back to Classic or the the Olive (Green) .msstyle or the Silver. Yet none of them seem, to kick it off right! I prefer Classic or Olive (Green) mmm Greeny!
Dude 1. I got Windows XP
Dude 2. Hm Luna blue Fisher Price theme is yo theme?
Dude 1. Well um Whoa?
Dude 2. Dude you can change the theme to Olive or Silver!
Dude 1 Really? huh show me!
Dude 2. Oh dear lord *shows him Olive and Silver*
Dude 1. Oh ya I like Olive (Green)
Dude 2. Ahh good now both our eyes can feel bit better and not make me wanna puke jelly beans!
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Candle in the Window

Best coffee based mixed drink EVER--

2 oz light rum
2 tsp bourbon whiskey
1 tsp dark creme de cacao
1 tsp cherry brandy
4 oz hot coffee
2 oz heavy cream

Combine the alcohols and coffee in an Irish coffee glass/cup. Pour cream over the back of a spoon so it floats on the surface.
A Candle in the Window is the perfect way to start any day.
by aremkay January 23, 2009
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