(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and worthless, now seems "hot".
See also soccer sandal.
See also soccer sandal.
"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three great examples of the "soccer sandal effect".
by NikeACG July 12, 2005
by Oof699669 November 19, 2018
Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.
Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.
I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.
That chick is soccer mom slizzard.
I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.
That chick is soccer mom slizzard.
by HolyDiver2500 July 19, 2013
When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.
by Theodore823 August 30, 2010
by ineedabflmao1 October 23, 2019
Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms
by Anna Norwood February 24, 2008
"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat
by living proof December 12, 2003