Fact Jew

Fact Jew is a more socially accepted way of saying 'F*** you'.
It derives from the way an iOS device corrects the words 'F*** you' when being typed. Contrary to popular belief, there is no 'fiction jew' as that would just be preposterous.

"Hey Henry, we're going to the shopping centre without you"
"Why do you have to do this to me? Fact Jew!

"Hey Henry, we've decided that you can't come with us to town"
"Why do you have to do this to me? Fact Jew!"

by sahimster September 2, 2012

Jew-Wop

A style of acapella singing comprised mostly of Jewish Folk music and, Italian 50’s “street corner” songs. (See ALSO; “Barbershop Trio”, because they’re cheaper to pay than a quartet)

The sound of “Jew-Wop” music echoed through the city streets , permeating the crisp autumn night.

by Scotty Shooz June 1, 2018

Jew Flute

Vape or any kind of e-cigarette

“Hey Joel, there is a bunch of hipsters playing with there Jew Flutes outside your house.”

by XxxJewBoi420xxx May 28, 2018

G.I. Jew

A jewish person who all he wears is: a yamaka, combat boots, and sometimes tank tops (showing his farmers tan). He hangs out with the weird kids and tries to go after the hot girls. He fails miserably and goes back to dating the weird girls.

Damn, look at G.I. Jew over there trying to date that thick girl

by Papa_smurf_can_i_lick_your_ass December 5, 2016

jew hater

someone who has an extreme hatred for Jewish people.

Mel Gibson is a jew hater.

by DJ Meth Face August 1, 2006

jew driver

A 6-point star headed screwdriver. The head is in the shape of the Star of David, which is where it gets its name from.

Hey man, I need a jew driver to get this throttle position sensor off.

by FishKiller443 September 13, 2009

jew-elry

Large medallions or objects of bling on chains featuring the star of david rather than a christian cross; not always real jewelry as many may not want to spend the money on it.

Did you see that rapper's Jew-elry? I wonder if he wears it to temple.

by Scott Fink September 16, 2008