Jacob J

big fan of Peter Doherty and loves gin

I'm a bit of a Jacob J when it comes to drinking

by Polish_Penetrator January 15, 2023

j-string

A man's g-string
A man thong

Johnny's j-string cradled his crotch in the shape pf a J

by Hshveb August 9, 2016

Apple J

Short for Apple Juice.

Yo we be bustin, you want some drank?
Damn straight, gert me some apple j.
Yeeeeee

by Crystallists January 27, 2010

J Stain

1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.

2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.

*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*

1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...

2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.

by thecabeman March 23, 2011

j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009

J Swervo

J Swervo is a 16 year old Hip Hop Artist/Rapper from Haledon, New Jersey. He makes greats music. He is the GOAT

Did your hear that new track J Swervo dropped last Friday?

by Jmoney1041 July 7, 2022

J bushed

A friend who you will often make plans with and then last minute they cancel on you and don't show up. Often due to weddings or being whipped

Hey man you j bushed me by not showing up this weekend when you said you would be there

by Gmoneymurphy December 15, 2013