Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

Dishing Teeth

To speak the truth; to say something incisive (artistically, politically, poetically) with conviction and clarity, often utilizing disarming humor.

RE: dishing teeth:

This street performance artist is dishing more teeth than anything I heard coming from the pulpit in my ten years in progressive church.

by garbagewitch August 11, 2024

yeasty teeth

Moldy, green bread, or other moldy foods, combined with poor hygiene and the inability to routinely provide oral hygiene and dental care to oneself. When someone has the most vile breath as a result, it is perfectly acceptable to call out their yeasty teeth.

I had a boss once who chain smoked, slammed black coffee, and loved to eat blue cheese at her desk. She totally had yeasty teeth.

by Nunya Dirty Bidness March 14, 2022

Gorilla Teeth

Gorilla teeth is when someone has more gums showing in a smile then they have teeth showing. Serious cases of gorilla teeth occur where a smile can only show the gums and the top row of teeth.

That girl was super attractive until she smiled, her gorilla teeth were a total cock block.

by The_cro October 23, 2017

chaka teeth

When someone has yellow and brown teeth, like Chaka from the original Land of the Lost.

Dude, you should go to the dentist. You have Chaka teeth.

by Rangdangdiggitydangadang March 12, 2021

Teeth

Love teeth. NUM NUM ROCKS. Rocks that make your food digestible.

Teeth are good for breaking food.

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv September 6, 2023

Ohio teeth chatter

When a females teeth get nutted on and then shattered with a hammer.

She just got Ohio teeth chattered

by deglester_hardunkichud6767 November 19, 2025