The "polite" way hot girls on dating sites turn down guys because they think it spares their feelings.
Translations:
"You're not my type" = "You're ugly"
"I don't feel a connection" = "You seem incredibly boring"
"We're not looking for the same thing" = "You're creeping me out"
Translations:
"You're not my type" = "You're ugly"
"I don't feel a connection" = "You seem incredibly boring"
"We're not looking for the same thing" = "You're creeping me out"
by Downvoting Victim January 5, 2017
Get the hot girl codemug. Reverse Alabama hot pocket is where you shat in a girls pussy but her legs are up and you are sitting over top like a toilet
Hey did you and your girl Alabama hot pocket.
Nah we Did reverse Alabama hot pocket and it was just like a toilet
Nah we Did reverse Alabama hot pocket and it was just like a toilet
by UnofficialMojocult April 29, 2019
Get the reverse alabama hot pocketmug. The act of making an air-tight seal around someone's butthole and then they fart a giant fart into your mouth and your cheecks fill with air.
The only way Dale could imagine seeing the world outside of his jail cell was when Rick gave him a Hot air balloon ride.
by Se7en November 14, 2006
Get the Hot air balloon ridemug. That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)
Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!
by ZiggyBoomBox August 29, 2018
Get the Hot Sweaty Monkey Sexmug. Kevin was receiving anal pleasure when his lovers mouth was filled with a smelly gas spilling out of Kevin's butt hole.
While in prison, Chingy slipped on a bar of soap while showering, falling on top of another inmate. His mouth landed on the inmates button right as the inmate was going to use the bathroom. He had just finished eating his Mexican beans he had for lunch and could no longer hold the gas in any more. The inmate released a large fart into Chingy's mouth, giving him a brown eye hot box.
While in prison, Chingy slipped on a bar of soap while showering, falling on top of another inmate. His mouth landed on the inmates button right as the inmate was going to use the bathroom. He had just finished eating his Mexican beans he had for lunch and could no longer hold the gas in any more. The inmate released a large fart into Chingy's mouth, giving him a brown eye hot box.
by OG_Funbun September 24, 2013
Get the brown eye hot boxmug. When a girl of African or mexican descent eats a whole bag of hot Cheetos then proceeds to give you a hand job with the hot Cheeto dust on her fingers.
by Pallelo pallelo August 14, 2021
Get the hot cheeto hand jobmug. Ad: "Hot singles in your area"
Me: I rather be single. *clicks anyway*
"hot singles in you area is a annoying ad that could pop up when you're browsing"
Me: I rather be single. *clicks anyway*
"hot singles in you area is a annoying ad that could pop up when you're browsing"
by FreedTapstry21 April 4, 2021
Get the hot singles in you areamug.